I saw it on t.v. so it's gotta be poo

I just saw this Depends Undergarments Ad on TV.

INT: WHITE ROOM: DAY

OLD MAN
I'm a Man and I shit my pants.

OLD WOMAN
I'm a woman and I shit my pants.

THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER THEN BACK TO THE CAMERA

OLD MAN
Just because we both shit out pants...

OLD WOMAN
Doesn't mean we want to wear the same diaper.

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Depends is now available for mens and womens shapes, cause you fit and shit different.