Movember is over,

Thank you so much to all my Movember supporters. Your donations will help fight prostate cancer, and build a future where fingers are only put up asses for recreational purposes (sorry Dr. Procto). A special thanks to my friend Robot Head, who made the final donation that pushed me to the 100$ mark, the bar has been set for next year. I promised a John Waters looking Mo' if I could hit my mark, so...

It turns out John Waters uses a makeup pencil to draw his mustache on. I trimmed mine and then brought it down as close as I could. I think I did pretty good for a blind guy. I'm walking around in public with this thing for now, but I will shave it off later today and say goodbye to mustaches till next Movember.

It looks better with a smile

Gone till Movember

Movember is almost over, and I have managed to raise 85$ for prostate cancer! My Aunt Rachel and my friend Jody both donated. I appreciate it so much, thanks. If I can raise at least 100$ I will shave my facial hair into a pencil thin John Waters-esque mustache. DONATE HERE PLEASE!

What was the secret to my 'stache? How did I grow such a manly mustache? The trick was to stop shaving above my lip, and it worked!

Please make a donation by clicking here, and if you already have, then thank you so much. Your generosity touches my heart (and my prostate, which I find oddly stimulating, don't stop).

Mo'Stache, Mo'Problems

I'm trying to raise some funds for Prostate Cancer along with millions of other dudes on facebook. Movember is so popular this year that the standard fare for Mustache rides has bottomed out. In October mustache rides were still going for the standard 5 cent rate, but now there are so many Mo'Bros that most men are now having to offer FREE mustache rides.

So far I have received some donations from my Mom and my Dad. I'm pretty happy with that, but Movember is far from over and I could probably get a couple more donations from some kind friends.

CLICK HERE TO DONATE!

Also if your a lady and want to know what you can do to show your support for Movember check out this video:

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Movember Rain, Mo'Stache Status: Week One

Movember is a great way to bring attention to men's health, and it's much better than my original idea: Free Amateur Prostate Exams! So far my mustache is coming in evenly, and is an excellent example of my manliness. Facebook is full of Mo'bros, trying to raise funds through facial follicles, but my superior 'stache deserves your support. Click HERE TO DONATE! 

Thanks to my mom for her generous contribution. Click here to see my Mospace page and DONATE!

Movember: a mustachioed plea for donations

My 'stache growth as of November 2nd

I'm growing a mustache for the month of November to raise awareness of and money for prostate cancer. Cancer sucks worse than a finger in your asshole, and I'm speaking from experience (about the cancer, not the finger). Click here to donate.

Wikipedia says "Male pogonotrophy (the growing of facial hair; i.e., beardedness) is often culturally associated with wisdom and virility." I am both wise and virile, so I think it will be a good look for me. Some may remember I once grew a 'stache as a way to get out of buying Christmas gifts, I think Movember is a much more noble cause. Why don't you just click here and donate a buck or two.