|My 'stache growth as of November 2nd|
I'm growing a mustache for the month of November to raise awareness of and money for prostate cancer. Cancer sucks worse than a finger in your asshole, and I'm speaking from experience (about the cancer, not the finger). Click here to donate.
Wikipedia says "Male pogonotrophy (the growing of facial hair; i.e., beardedness) is often culturally associated with wisdom and virility." I am both wise and virile, so I think it will be a good look for me. Some may remember I once grew a 'stache as a way to get out of buying Christmas gifts, I think Movember is a much more noble cause. Why don't you just click here and donate a buck or two.