Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Movember: a mustachioed plea for donations

My 'stache growth as of November 2nd

I'm growing a mustache for the month of November to raise awareness of and money for prostate cancer. Cancer sucks worse than a finger in your asshole, and I'm speaking from experience (about the cancer, not the finger). Click here to donate.

Wikipedia says "Male pogonotrophy (the growing of facial hair; i.e., beardedness) is often culturally associated with wisdom and virility." I am both wise and virile, so I think it will be a good look for me. Some may remember I once grew a 'stache as a way to get out of buying Christmas gifts, I think Movember is a much more noble cause. Why don't you just click here and donate a buck or two.


  1. You too? Jagger is also Movembering it up - on the condition that he shaves it if the baby arrives in November. I don't want all the first pictures of the baby to be with some '70s porn star father!

  2. I am so glad you are participating. I saw that one the news yesterday and I thought of your Christmas Tom Selleck 'Stache. I will definitely support you, emotionally as well as financially.