Fuck George Lucas! He can't not fuck things up.
"I haven’t even told Steven or Harrison this," he said. "But I have an idea to make Shia [LeBeouf] the lead character next time and have Harrison [Ford] come back like Sean Connery did in the last movie. I can see it working out.
Someone should shove a lightsabre up his ass and then turn it on.
Then do the same to John McCain.