Sunday, April 13, 2008

A taste of Pork and Beans


Amazon has a little bit of weezer's new single Pork and Beans here! The single comes out on the 22nd, let's see if it leaks sooner.

I have been eating better. I have to, today I worked my ass off at the gym and i was totally starving! I had butter chicken on rice and broccoli with white cheddar... Tasty!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Stormalongs @ Cameron House 04/12/08

Best show of the year(so far)! Finally a Saturday night show, attendance was great. The Cameron House is so close to my place, Paul and I hung out till it was time to go and watch the rock. At the Cameron, I ran into Nom first thing in the door. Always good to see Nim, he said Flynn was considering coming(but did not, sadly). Tasha showed up with Adrian Bendle, who I haven't seen since I lived with Nim and he was traveling around on a motorcycle. There are two parts to the Cameron House, a bar in the front with some tables and room in the back with a stage and some tables. The show was at the back of the bar, and there was a private birthday in the front room. They had huge platters of delicious looking sandwiches. Paul convinced Nim to grab us some sandwiches from the party and he did!

The band was rocking! Matt couldn't stay in one place and rocked all over, even off the stage at some points. They still haven't worked the new stuff into the set, but since most of the people there haven't seen the band before, it doesn't matter. The older songs sound really tight and the crowd seemed to respond well.

After the show I started talking to Tasha, we moved into the front room so we could hear eachother. She was hungry and those sandwiches were just staring at her, so she ate one. Then someone brought out a birthday cake and we all sang and the birthday boy(I think his name was Alex or Andrew) made a speech. They passed out chocolate cake and we were kinda stuck accepting it, rather than explain we were crashing. It was nice talking to Tasha, she's smart and fun and cute as hell.

Mike W. had to miss the show, he was on his was back to California. I will miss you Mike, It was good getting beers with you and hope to see you again real soon. It was Mike's idea to add my blog as an RRSS feed for my Facebook notes, which means more people will probably read my blog, and thats the point, isn't it?

Friday, April 11, 2008

Damn Ticketmaster

I woke up to get Radiohead presale tickets, the public onsale is tomorrow. The show is at the Molson Ampatheatre, which is an expensive ticket. I didn't get any tickets, Ticketmaster sucks fucking balls. I gave up after it only came up with GA lawn tickets(35$ which ends up being 50$ after "service charges") I wanted good seats which end up being 90$ with service charges. I would have to buy two tickets cause I don't want to go alone. I can't afford that, not without a job.

On that note I brought my resume to Friendly Stranger today, I hope I can get a job there, it is so cool.

I'm not gonna try for Radiohead tickets tomorrow, they are too expensive and I would rather spend that money to see Weezer or the Pumpkins somewhere this summer.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Mo-Mo's new Guitar

I know people at Google so you would think I might be able to fix my login problem with blogger. Nope. If I did have that power I would use it to make youtube stop sucking.

I went to see my Mom today. She said ChloƩ reads my blog in England, but that couldn't be true, because she doesn't leave comments (ChloƩ always has interesting observations).

I went to watch a bit of the Stormalongs jam session. Mo-mo Morello got a new guitar. He bought it with money he made selling black-market off-season girl guide cookies. Keep rocking man.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Missing San Francisco

I'm gonna try to get Radiohead tickets on Friday for their show at the Molson Ampetheatre in August.

I was watching the attempted Olympic Torch relay though San Francisco. Fuck China, Free Tibet! CBC was broadcasting from the Embarcadero, and I felt a longing for the City by the Bay. Man I really wish I was in California. Can't do it though. I gotta get a job first.

I'm feeling so much better, working out, eating right, sleeping well... I think it's time I get a job.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Weezer (Red Album) in stores 06.17.08

Weezer's third self-titled, sixth studio record; weezer a.k.a."The Red Album" out June 17, "Pork and Beans" will be the first single!

This means a tour will be announced soon. I haven't seen the Weeze since 2005 when they were supporting their album Make Believe.

I really want to see them in Japan, that would be crazy. I will settle for Toronto.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Many Brothers

I was hanging out with my brother Paul, we went downtown and when we got back to my house, the Brothers Gibson were waiting outside. we were hanging out in my room when an officious knock was heard at the door. Surprise, surprise! It was the Brothers Waychison! So Brothers Chabot, Gibson and Waychison all hung out for a little bit.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Evan Almighty is not funny

I was really down on myself for not going to the gym early, I was tired from the show last night. I just hung out all day and tried to watch Evan Almighty (Steve Oedekerk is a fucking hack!)I made some dinner and then decided I had to go to do some running.
When I got there I saw Deidra working out as I came in. I hurried to get ready cause I didn't want to miss her, and just as I was filling my water bottle she finished on the machine she was on. We walked on the stair machine, it was fun. Deidra's smile brightens up my day. She had already been working out for a while so she left and I ran for a little bit. It was perfect timing at the gym for sure.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

The Stormalongs, at Stone's Place Toronto 04/03/08


The guys rocked tonight, but again no one saw. The audience was made up of the other bands playing and their girlfriends (The other bands, not the Stormalongs girlfriends). Paul was recording the show, and Mike and I had many beers. The venue is Rolling Stones themed, and the opium den style really made for a cool atmosphere.
On a sad note, Morello has lost his guitar, it was misplaced after the last rehearsal. It will be missed but Mo-Mo is strong and will live to rock another day.


Sunday, March 30, 2008

Happy Birthday Matt Thompson

This really was a great day. I got to see all of my favorite people. Deidra called me and I grabbed a coffee with her. Iantxted me not far from my place Dee-Dee went to take care of some things and Ian & I went for a drive. By the time we were back, Dee was finished and I got to hang out with her a bit longer, I walked her home since she lives right next door to the gym. I ran for a half hour and watched the Simpsons, good workout. I got back to my house and Ian picked me up and we went to get Colin at the airport. Once Colin was home safe Ian drove back downtown and dropped me back at my place. Mike W is in town, HOORAY! I gave Mike a call and we went to Sneaky Dee's for a beer, then we went to check the Stormalongs jam session. It's Matt Thompson's 26th birthday. I remember his 19th, that was when he got the Shlong-Bong. So being a Birthday jam, it had a very special vibe. My brother Paul was there recording, and I got to rock my scream on Kierkegaard.

So I really got to see all the people I love and care about today, I'm going to sleep a happy dude.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Bendham P.I.

People often mispronounce my friend Jagger's name. It's Jag as in Mick Jagger, not Yog as in Jaromir Jager.

Yogurt came to Toronto to buy a Nintendo wii, which are still in short supply in London, Ontario. We went to the Future Shop at the new Toronto Life building. We checked out Best Buy, which is the same company, but they had sold out that morning. I bought my Nintendo wii at the same best buy on November 19th 2006 and they still cant keep them on the shelves! So he picked up the wii along with Mario Galaxy(best-game-ever!), wii play, and Sega's Master Baiter Bass Fishing. He has a new TV and he had his girlfriend are both excited to play their new system. He kept looking at the box, even tho I have one. We played my nintendo till late.
In the morning we met Matt and his girlfriend Anna and Nim at Sneaky Dee's. Yogsy and I both had the eggs benny, fantastic. I told Nim I had been going to the gym and he waited for the punchline.
Yogi drove back to his lady with the wii, triumphant.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Personal Trainers are cute but expensive

When I signed up for the gym two weeks ago I paid for 6 sessions with a trainer so I could learn to use the weight training equipment. The sessions cost about 22 bucks each. At the end of the sessions my trainer and I went over my current goals and what it would take to achieve them. She figures about 3 months should do it, then she tells how much 6 months at 3 times a week, I guess to make the price for 3 months sound like a deal. 69$ per session, only 4454$, or 12 easy payments of 396$. Fuck that! It only makes sense if you are a fat lawyer or some other executive who has no reason to go to the gym unless he has an appointment with someone. I can go running every day and do the weight training on my own three times a week.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

"But I saw it on Ebay"

I used to work at Sam The Record Man. Every day, without fail, someone would ask me for The Beatles HELP! or Pink Floyd's Pulse or the TV series Perfect Strangers. I would tell them those titles were not available on DVD and the customer would then call me an idiot and say that they had seen it on ebay. People were burning DVD's from VHS and selling them on Ebay, and people would come in looking for them and call me out when I told them there was no legitimate release. I used to go to Ebay with the customer and point out the homemade packaging or the shipping location (Hong Kong). "But ____ is so popular! How could it not be on DVD!?!" the foolish customer would ask, not understanding the complexities of studios release schedules. Eventually the customer would be convinced and head home, giving up on their quest to harass every video store in the Yonge/Dundas area for a DVD that did not exist.

But wait!
On a recent trip to HMV, I realized that these titles have now all been released. Just as people begin the switch to Blu-Ray DVD!



Now the only thing left to wait for is Let It Be. Hurry up Yoko!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Smashing Pumpkins in Rolling Stone Hot List

When your hot, your hot. Rolling Stone magazine thinks you should check out the Superchrist video and so do I. If you are still looking for the mp3... it's right in here: superchrist mp3.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Pumpkins Say "Fuck You(An Ode To Virgin Records)"

It's a great day to be a Pumpkins fan. The band has been touring in Australia & New Zealand, and has just sued their former label. Here is the press release:

March 24, 2008 - The Smashing Pumpkins file lawsuit against former label Virgin Records

"We fought hard for the right to be in control of how our music is used, to avoid situations like this kind of crass commercialism and exploitation. Labels like EMI are no longer running the show, and we won't be bullied by those in the 'old' music business who consider every artist to be easily expendable. Those days are over." - Billy Corgan

THE SMASHING PUMPKINS have filed a lawsuit this week against Virgin Records, their former record label, for the unauthorized exploitation of the band's musical works and image as well as for devaluing the market value of its music and deceiving its fans.

Filed in the Superior Court of the State of California in Los Angeles, the suit states that Virgin Records-without the band's knowledge or permission-endorsed and sponsored a worldwide promotional marketing campaign by Amazon.com and Pepsi for both companies to promote and sell Amazon and Pepsi products for financial profit.

The suit contends that the Pumpkins-one of alternative rock's most successful artists-have vigilantly overseen their music and likeness, which "convey a message of honesty, artistic integrity and alternative non-main stream culture" and that Virgin Records has "irreparably harmed the group, their reputation and goodwill with their fans."

The Pumpkins would never have granted such authority to Virgin, or any other entity, because they govern the use of its name, likeness, and musical works in conjunction with any commercial affiliation or sponsorship. Therefore, the suit indicates "Virgin has deceived and confused the public into believing that Plaintiff is affiliated with the promotion and/or that Plaintiff itself is participating in the promotion."

The Pumpkins are demanding, as the suit states, "a full and complete accounting of all funds received by Virgin pursuant to the Pepsi promotion" and the band is "entitled to an award of punitive damages against Virgin in an amount according to proof."

The suit maintains that "Virgin's action, unless and until enjoined and restrained by order of this Court, will cause great and irreparable injury to Plaintiff, as it continues to falsely attribute Plaintiff's sponsorship and/or affiliation with the promotion, and continues to provide Plaintiff's musical works at a price below the market value of the works, thereby damaging Plaintiff's reputation and reducing the market value of Plaintiff's musical works."

Says Billy Corgan: "'It's a frustrating situation honestly, to be treated so poorly by a label where we had so much success. Recently, they have ignored our pleas to give our fans special editions of our old albums, telling us they weren't interested. So there is a tremendous amount of hypocrisy involved with them turning around and using us like this."

"It's another desperate attempt," says Jimmy Chamberlin, "by an anachronistic business to generate revenue however they can, legal or illegal. They have neither the wisdom to accept their irrelevance, nor the intelligence to do something about it." He adds: "Just goes to show that they will do about anything for money. Seems they have long forgotten how to actually 'work' for a dollar."

The Pumpkins, who last year released the gold-certified Zeitgeist album on Martha's Music/Reprise, are currently on tour in Australia. The band has created one of the most acclaimed bodies of work in music history. Formed in Chicago in 1988, they released Gish, their influential (and platinum) debut in 1991, which was followed by more platinum and multi-platinum albums including the nine-times platinum Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness and the four-times platinum Siamese Dream. The pivotal group's many hits include "Disarm," "Today," "Cherub Rock," "1979," "Tonight, Tonight" and "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"-songs that defined the alternative music era and continue to resonate on modern rock radio, influencing a whole new generation.


Isn't that awesome? They wanted to release special editions of the old records and the label didn't want to. What a bunch of stupid assholes!

And as for the future of the Pumpkins, from Jimmy Chaiberlain himself:


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Hello music lovers.

As the tour winds down I would just like to say what a pleasure and an honor it was to play for so many of you. I try to never forget that my job is a sacred privilege. Music, the thing that binds you to me and all of us to the Universe is my light.

Let me also say that this band, The Smashing Pumpkins, will continue to write, record, release, and perform AS LONG AS WE ARE ABLE!

Some of you may have read bits of an interview that was done in confidence by yours truly in which I say that the Pumpkins probably won't record cd's anymore. What I meant by this is this: Although we may not use the "album" or "full length cd" as a format anymore, WE WILL WRITE AND RECORD MUSIC UNTIL WE ARE DEAD!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT GOING AWAY!!!!!!!!

I could go on about how I was stolen from, violated, lied to by some ignoble journalist, but what's the point?

I choose light.

Love Jimmy.

That is some great news Jimmy! Music is changing so fast. It really is a brave new world. I can't wait to hear what the Smashing Pumpkins come up with. I hope a Canadian tour is planned for sometime this year.





Monday, March 24, 2008

I Am Legend

I went to see I Am Legend at the new Yonge/Dundas AMC 24 with my brother Marc today. They're showing 3rd run movies (almost or already out on dvd) for free to test the staff and promote the opening. All the screens have digital protectors, and let me say, it looked awesome. I think I found my new home. The seating was more comfortable and better placed than the Scotiabank/Paramount Theatre. I am going back this weekend when they open with fresh new movies, for sure.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Workout time

I worked out with Deidra this morning, it was fun. The gym has this crazy machine that works all the muscle groups, I have been going through it with a trainer for the past week. My trainer Jamie really pushes me hard (It is her job). Deidra and I actually have the same trainer which is cool. This was the first time I would attempt the machine without the trainer so I was glad DD was there. I warmed up with a run, and then I went through the machine-thingy with DD as my motivator. She really kept me working, cause I think without someone watching me I wouldn't push as hard. It was actually more intense cause I was trying to impress Deidra. So once I finished she warmed up on the bike and I did some stretches. Then she went through the machine and I was Tony Little. Then she showed me some exercises Jamie had taught her. It was a really good workout and I look forward to the next one.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Drillbit Taylor

I saw Drillbit Taylor today. It was really funny. It's about 3 geeks who hire an ex soldier to protect them from a bully, unknowing he is homeless and out to fleece them. It was written by Kristofor Brown & Seth Rogen. Seth is brilliant, he wrote Superbad with Evan Goldberg. He is my hero! The kids were funny and Owen Willson was hilarious! One of the kids looked a lot like I did in grade 9.
This is me in Grade 9.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Bronken Bowl

The bowl broke on my bong. It's a pull choke so its easily replaced. It's actually happened 3 times in the past 6 months, but the last two times I replaced it with the cheapest bowl possible. It's no wonder they keep smashing.

We stoners often use an electric coffee grinder or "Bud Buster" to cut up Marijuana. They get jammed up with crystals, and the lid wont come off, and then the button wont even go down. I've seen it happen before to others, and mine just stopped working.

So I went to Roach-o-Rama in Kensington. I picked up a nice heavy bowl, sturdy, and I also got a metal hand grinder with a tricomb catcher, so the crystals wont get lost and go to waste.

Well it turns out the bowl wasn't the right size, so I'm gonna go back tomorrow and exchange it. The grinder works excellent.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

No Disability C.P.P. for You!

Considering your age, education and work experience, we expect that you should be able to perform or retain a job that is suitable to your limitations.