I'm wastching a band play a morning set in a cafe with my dad. The band is lead by John Speed a jazzy trio, my dads girlfriend Dorianne sings backup for the on weekends. This place is quaint (Le Depaneur Cafe) and the tunes are solid. These guys are great musicians. Dad just told me to imagine the sound with three ladies singing backup, which i was just thinking of.
I'm going back to Toronto on the bus tonight. Its so nice to spend this time with my dad. Coffee & music. Yesterday was coffee and a movie. Just good times.
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Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Cafe avec mon Perre
Friday, January 27, 2012
Tool Rocks Over London
TOOL totally rocked my ass off. They opened with Hooker With A Penis. We had great seats right on the floor(a most excellent birthday gift from Jagger). It was the closeest either of us have been to the band (Jagz has seen them six times and I a mere five). The John Labbat Centre seemed pretty full, but it looked like even the cheap seats got a nice look at the action.
After the show we hung out at Jaggr's friends place for a few Crown Royals mixed with Schweps (the spumonte bambino of ginger ales).
We laid our heads to rest at the executive suites(jagger rented a room because of my rediculously early train).
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Slow train to TOOL
Union Station was used as the dystopic Henry Rollins hobo-hospital in Johnny Nemonic.
I'm leaving my laptop at home and blogging through my phone. Its just to heavy to lug around. I'm getting a new mac soon, but even then do i want to carry a brand new baby all around? An android tablet rocking 4.0 would be perfection, this screen size just isn't enough for my near blindness.
I'm off to London, Ontario, to see TOOL, one of the best live rock acts to ever tour. They hit Toronto last night and i would have been at that show too in my younger days. But instead I rested. I'm more mature now and am less likely to folliw a band from city to city. I might eat my words if the Smashing Pumpkins decide to rock nearby. I'm taking the train. I bought my ticket on the internet when I was in Japan, I guess it was a boxing day sale cause it was about 50% off.
I jam back to Toronto in the morning and go straight from the train to the bus for my annual Igloofest trip to Montreal.
I have to say that Via Rail sucks once you have been on the Shinkansen. The service is fine and I got a great price on the ticket. Its a just a real shame we don't have bullet trains in North America. I would be there already. I bitch but I snooze on the train and we are there in figurative "no-time" instead of literally no time.
Downtown London is a depressant. Lots of nerdowells. I check out the Starbucks, they only have a Canada mug, nothing for London.
I explore the sad mall and decide to wait for Ashlie to finish work while drinking a beer at the Fox & Fiddle.
I will add the bar playlist when i get to my laptop for some cut & paste from Shazam.
I use different phone apps to give my photos a little spice. Blog posts without photos are lame. I hope to get some good shots of Maynard tonight.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
falling behind
I have a lot of blog maintenance to get to.
My burning Man blog is going to get a kick in the pants.
My postcard blog is kind of a mess. I have to sort through all my cards and figure out whats been posted and what still needs to go up.
My Japan blog needs to be polished, posts completed with pictures added and such.
No time for any of that now, I have to go to the Lightbox since I took a volunteer shift this afternoon.
Monday, January 23, 2012
Big Week
Sunday, January 22, 2012
I have a subwoofer too, assholes
They party like kids do (I'm so old, calling them kids), whooping when the music gets extra awesome.
I have asked them to turn it down in the past, the effect lasts only as long as their tiny minds can retain the thought.
I have no problem with them having a good time, but past 2 am it starts to wear on me. It kept going till 5:30 am, at which point they decided to watch a stand-up special at the same volume till about six.
I waited a little bit.
At 7:30 am I put on some tunes of my own.
I inherited this insane asshole gene from my father, it can be ugly, but it can also be incredibly useful.
Hip hop fans hate Death Cab for Cutie, and Radiohead, it baffles them. So those tunes became the foundation for my "Fuck you douches" playlist. Oops! The subwoofer seems to have tipped over and is now facing the floor and the bass is up to 11.
It had the desired effect of pissing them off enough bang on the locked outer door and then to call my brother (who isn't even home).
I enjoy a cup of coffee sweetened with vengeance.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
I'm Older
The live taping of the Colbert Report was even more funny than when I saw it back in May. Most of the funny came from Stephen's Super Pac, or rather, The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. Before the show begins Stephen comes out as himself (you do know its a character, right?) and answers a few questions. He said that the SuperPac only started because he registered a domain he thought was funny and Comedy Central lawyers became concerned he was starting a PAC, so he decided to start a PAC. He said nothing has been planned in regards to the PAC and that every new move is in response to what the actual candidates are doing with their PACs.
It's brilliant political satire, at the same time it shines light on the ridiculousness of Political Action Committees and the stupidity that has arisen from the Citizens United ruling.
A woman in the audience was a week overdue and said her water had broken the day before. Off the top of the show Stephen thanked "those joining us in studio and in utero" which got a good laugh.
After the show I got a message from a friend who lives in New York, but not close enough to get a beer with. So I picked up a medium pie at Abitino's (In New York, you can say "Pie" instead of Pizza). The pizzeria is just around the block from the Pod Hotel, and they really classed it up from the last time I was here. They changed the lighting and took the clutter out of the decor, looks like somebody had a restaurant makeover. I picked up a 6 pack of Brooklyn Pilsner to wash down my pizza. My room has a TV, I watched some South Park and then Daily Show and the Colbert Report that I just saw taped. It was interesting to see how it's cut together. Sometimes Steven flubs a line and they take the bit back a little. When you watch the show it's seamless. Not a bad way to spend my 30th birthday, better to be alone in New York than alone in Toronto. I got a lot of well-wishers on Facebook(I use the birthday barometer, if somone writes a personal message then they care, if they write "Happy Birthday" then they are doing it cause they think they have to, or are uncreative).
Checkout time is noon so I'm just chilling, eating a bagel from the fantastic Ess-a-Bagel. I'm not 100% sure what to do with my day (my bus leaves in 12 hours). I haven't been feeling well so I won't be making any long treks. Seriously, I need some Pepto-bismol. Maybe that greasy pizza wasn't the best idea but what else are you going to eat in New York City?
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
SOPA SUCKS (Bagels are good)
I finally got my bagel, it was great. The place around the corner has a ton of different types of cream cheese. I tried the "everything" bagel with chive schmear. Delish.
I picked up some postcards it Times Square and an Artie Lange cupcake from Crumbs. I zipped back to my hotel since I don't feel so hot and want to remain close to a clean washroom. Maybe a little nap before I head to the Colbert Report taping.
Checked into my Pod
A movement in two parts
I have time to kill before the Colbert Report tonight. I figure I can drop my heavy laptop off at my hotel before checking in and walk around for a bit. Maybe get a bagel and a schmear. Half way there I realize I'm going to need another bathroom quick. So this is what it's like to be an old man? Constantly living in fear of crapping ones pants.
Greyhound Birthday
The bus made good time this far, now we inch along trying to get into the lincon tunnel. We better get there soon cause i got a #2 on deck.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Clone Trip
I'm packing for New York, in this case "Packing" consists of making sure I don't have any small bags of weed in one of the small zipped pouches of my kick-ass Zelda backpack (I picked it up last time I was in NY at the Nintendo World Store, I can't wait to go again tomorrow). I'm glad I checked, because I did have a small sack of stems and shake that no doubt would have put me in an american goulag for the rest of my life.
I'm bringing three pairs of socks this time (and wearing a fresh pair). I got so soaked last time I went it sucked. I had to dry my only pair with the hotel hairdryer. I don't want to take any chances this time.
All of my documents are printed, I like to have everything together and know where it is at all times.I'm really good at that. Almost too good, I think it borders on obsessive compulsive.
There is always a panic. This time it was my keys. I'm looking for them in my bag when I stop myself, the are on something or under something. I look to the empty steamwhistles and see my opener keychain. the wheels click and I have found my keys.
It's 8pm, I've got to head to the Bay Street Bus Terminal.
Monday, January 16, 2012
Time to bake the Metropasses
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| Sunny J (me) is turning 30, not 2. (photo:@ondre) |
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| el Venom esta loco (photo: Shawna) |
Sunday, January 15, 2012
short n sweet
I'm finally on the right track. I usually make my new year's resolution in late January and start working on it mid March.
Volunteering at the CNIB, and Tiff.
I'm cleaning up my room, finally.
Doing laundry.
I have a lot of big moves this year, making a lot of plays.
January is big and I'm gonna be blogging big.
Upcoming stuff this month include:
-Stephen Colbert in New York City (And my 30th freaking birthday!)
-TOOL in London Ontario
-Igloofest in Montreal
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Gone Japan'n
Sukiyaki Poutine
Monday, December 12, 2011
Howard Stern and Beth touched my calendar
Well it showed up today and lucky me... IT'S AUTOGRAPHED! The dogs are so cute and it has little stories about the animals, and the best part is Howard actually touched it. I will probably never have a chance to meet Howard Stern unless my penis falls off or he writes another book (He is notoriously magnanimous in regards to book promotion).
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Winter Vixen
I have some old notebooks I could scan but probably won't. One can only take so much teenage rage/pain/horniness.
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Matt gets fireworks in the face
I'm going to take a lot of amazing video in Japan and I want to be able to to something with it.
This is a video I took of my friends lighting Canada Day fireworks in Christy Pitts. Matt had a close call trying to light one of the pyrotechnics. I added titles, an instant replay,and cut out the borring parts, then added music from Matt's band The Stormalongs.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Out of Ketchup
I woke up early to make breakfast for my brother. I made bacon, eggs and hashbrown potatoes. We are out of ketchup. We were out last week. Paul knows this. He went to the store to pick up dish soap and ketchup but returned only with two 2 Litre bottles of coke.
"Where's the ketchup?" he asks. I indicate the tiny amount left in the bottle to which he scoffs.
He throws a five dollar bill in front of me and orders some ketchup, like a boss. I don't have a job so I know when I'm being spoken to like an employee. I can't remember the last time I felt so disrespected.
I don't mind paying for things, I paid for the bacon eggs and potatoes. I don't mind going out and getting things, I just don't want to be treated like a servant.
*Edit (Paul apologized and I feel better)
Friday, November 18, 2011
New Jays logo looks great!
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| The New Blue Jays logo |
The fancy event to announce the new logo was invite only and fans & bloggers were left out, John Lott wrote a good piece at the National Post (Toronto Blue Jays regret leaving fans out of logo unveiling).
Never one to miss a chance to meet a Blue Jay I rushed over to the Eaton Centre to see the new units up close and get my baseball signed. I have a ball signed by Al Leiter and Rob Butler from when I was a little kid. I always wanted to add to it and have it covered with Blue Jay autographs.
The shop is the same except for the signage and merchandise all feature the new logo.They gave out wristbands at 2pm, I got mine then hurried home to make a sandwich. I got back to the mall at about 4:30 and the Blue Jays promptly showed up at 5.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Artie is back, but not on Stern
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| my tasty homestyle breakfast |
Trying to get my shit together. I woke up when my alarm went off. Made a nice hearty breakfast and listened to the Nick and Artie Show. It's a podcast of a sports radio show by two comedians Nick Dipaolo and Artie Lange. Artie was on the Howard Stern Show for years up until his suicide attempt last year. Its great to hear him again, he's so funny. I'm glad he's off the horse.
I've got to head out to meet up with my Granny for some dinner and conversation. She takes an art class at OCAD weekly and I try and meet up with her beforehand.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Stormalongs Occupy Jamspace
A joke is made about drummer Nick never having learned how to count bars. One should never jest about such a great drummer.
Right now they are going through "waiting for the d train"(Plastic Ono Band) for a third time. Matt has vocal duties, a welcome trend for tracks that require more of a strange sound. Matt is working hard to develop his long neglected rock pipes.
They close out the jam with Iron Trees (check it out in itunes).
Great to be back in the dank rock sweat dungeon.
Tuesday, November 08, 2011
double cheese deluxy excited
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| Denison Ave, My old street |
I should mention I'm going to Japan next month. My good friend Koji is getting married! If you haven't met Koji then your life is missing a small chunk. We met while working for the
I went ahead and booked my flight last night. I figure it's not getting any cheaper the closer we get to Christmas. I got a good deal on Air Canada. I will be there for Christmas and New Years.
I told Koji that I had booked the flight, to which he replied: "I'm double cheese deluxy excited!!!!!!!"
I need to go to the gym tomorrow, no excuses. I'm not fat but I'm getting a little belly.
I also have to learn some more Japanese. I took an introductory course a few years ago but I'm rusty. I don't want to look like a tool. I remember how to say "No I am NOT an American, I am a Canadian" but beyond that I'm going to have to study up.
Thursday, November 03, 2011
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Wednesday, November 02, 2011
Moms
Mom made me some scrambled eggs and an english muffin. My eggs never taste this good.
Watching Judge shows on TV together, we pass out own judgments.
We crack cases on police procedural dramas.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Strombo's Secret Movie (Young Adult)
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| Young Adult Lil Tuffy Poster |
I went to Strombo's "secret" movie at the Tiff Bell Lightbox. I had guessed it was Young Adult, I was right (Strombo tweeted me with a denial, then a wink).
The lineup was huge.
The guy in front of me was dressed like Dr. Who, different guy but I have seen it before. It's not Hallowe'en dude. I feel I have to point out that a grown man is playing dress up going to see a movie called Young Adult. I don't get it, I like Super Mario, but if I wore white gloves, a red shirt, overalls and a tool belt you would think I was fucking insane.
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| Cosplay Dr Who Manchild |
The movie was great. I wrote a review here.
Jason Reitman and Diablo introduced the movie and came out for a Q&A after the screening.
On the way out of the theatre the Tiff staff handed out limited edition poster prints from Lil Tuffy, an artist out of San Francisco.
I waited around afterwards . I talked to George Strombolopolous. He really made this an event for the people. He rocks.
I missed Jason Reitman, but I saw Diablo Cody and she autographed my copy of Juno and my Lil Tuffy poster. I will post a picture once I get it back from the frame shop.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Occupy Space
When I hang out with filthy tent dwelling hippies it will be at Burning Man.
I would rather occupy my apartment and use my newly purchased consumer goods. My mom bought me a Keurig coffe machine. I've had 3 cups today, time to chill.
I'm going to Strombo's secret movie tonight. I tweeted that I thought it might be the new Diablo Cody scripted Young Adult and Strombo tweeted back "nope". The Rum Diary is out next week, so it could be that. I'm gonna stop guessing. It was almost a year ago I was running around trying to find the Tron Legacy screening.
Friday, October 14, 2011
Cut Corners Not Good For Blind Toronto
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| The CNIB Metropass ALREADY has a clipped corner |
So what is the purpose of heralding a feature for blind people on a card blind people dont use?
Mayor Rob Ford has been itching to cut the visually-impaired gravy from the city budget since he first saw a glaucoma stricken old lady pass the fare box without paying. Here is a previous post where Rob ford makes his intentions to cut CNIB metropasses clear. The move would be unpopular, but so are most actions of the lumbering mayoral lummox.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Make it a habit
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| Construction on Queen St W |
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Not blogging, a common theme
Fitting I should find myself at the Second Cup where I was blogging from last year, this same time. back then it was because the internet at my place wasn't working. My new place has no internet problems, and it's right across the street from me now (i can see my bedroom window from here). Still it's better to get out of the house, away from the distractions(I can't get away with smoking bowls and listening to Howard Stern here). I should be over here every day, at least till I get a little focus.
Without the film festival to keep me busy I'm a little lost. It's what I'm good at and now I have nothing to do. I was so busy during the film festival I never had a chance to blog.
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| A look out the window from Second Cup, Tortilla Flats in BG |
now Im feeling a might peckish and think I will run across the street for
I will be back.
Friday, October 07, 2011
Redirecting
I'm having trouble logging into blogger on my laptop.
My phone is the only way for me to blog.
I downloaded this awesome camera app called little photo.
I'm gonna do some experimenting and see what kind of cool pictures I can come up with.
Monday, October 03, 2011
TeeFury Grab Bag Rocks
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| Linus |
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| Slothbert Love Chunkie |
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| Mutant & Proud |
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| Madman |
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| Masters of Death |
I'm happy with the shirts I got. I was worried I would get some Dr. Who or Firefly parody shirts and never be able to wear them (Don't hate me, I'm just not a fan).
Friday, September 16, 2011
Baseball
Im drunk at the jays game, sitting with Kevin Flynn.
Jose Molina gave us a walk off win in the 9th.
Im going to grab a pulled pork poutine on my way to Ryerson for my last tiff11 midnight madness movie called Smuggler(from Japan).
Friday, September 09, 2011
A few minutes later at tiff bell lightbox
Im eating a quiznos sub i picked up on the way here Baseball and movies just steps from each other. The small sanwich was more costly than I expected. Im about to see a movie called Twiggy. (review to follow).
Breathing baseball
I thought about catching a bit of the game between movies and im glad i did.
So far the score is nil, but its so refreshing, a beer in my hand.
Jays are up. And down.
They just ran a moneyball trailer, its at tiff but i will wait to see it when it goes wide in two weeks.
When the jays strike out 7 batters we can get a slice of shitty pizza. Two more strikeouts.
Jays back up to bat. Lets get some action on the score board.
Mike macoy leads off the bottom of the third...
Hits, out at first. Lets go blue jays. I am live blogging from my phone
by the way. Scoreless going into the fourth inning. Camera man just sumed it up, both teams going nowhere.
Im going to have to head up to the lightbox soon. I have a movie in 45 minutes. leaving now 0-0 in the 5th. so glad I came out.
(Baltimore won 2-0)
Rushiing at tiff
This is my first rush line of 2011 and my first press & industry screening ever. As a volunteer I am able to use my vouchers to get into p&i screening if any empty seats are left. Im hoping to see drive, but i may have to settle for something else if its full.
Last night I saw two films (after working an 8 hour captains shift at the lightbox). From Up On Poppy Hill & xThe Raid. (reviews soon).
Thursday, September 08, 2011
bad blogger...post more
The Toronto International Film Festival begins today, I will be a Volunteer Captain at the tiff bell lightbox. Afterwards I have two movies to see, FROM UP ON POPPY HILL, and the first midnight madness film THE RAID. I will post reviews of EVERY film I see.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
The Unkablocking of Sunny J
Kevin recognized me from a previous encounter (but not this one) and was surprised he had blocked me. He said all was forgiven and he walked out and gave me a hug. It was overwhelming. It's hard to describe.
I woke this morning to find myself still blocked, but Meggles233 came through and then I started to get a lot of "follows" all of a sudden. I am now unkablocked by the man himself.

























